Height Comparison
Complete mogging by Sir Barron
The Trump Connection
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Bitcoin's iconic orange color matches a certain presidential
aesthetic
- The term "HODL" was inspired by "huge" being mistyped
- Blockchain's "very secure, very smart" verification system
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Market volatility perfectly aligned with White House dinner
schedules
The Minecraft Connection
Young Barron's Minecraft server held the key to cryptocurrency
innovation:
"He wasn't building castles like other kids. He was coding blockchain
protocols using redstone circuits."
- Anonymous Minecraft Moderator
- Redstone circuitry matched early Bitcoin mining algorithms
- First crypto wallet prototype built in Creative mode
- Villager trading system inspired transaction verification
The Nintendo DS Evidence
- Modified DS used as first mining rig
- Pictochat secretly used for sending crypto
- Touch screen perfect for digital signatures
- Early transactions processed between math classes
The Code Clues
- Bitcoin code comments in crayon
- Mining difficulty scaled to recess time
- Blockchain updates every naptime
2006
Barron Trump born, immediately shows interest in cryptography by
crying in binary.
2008
Bitcoin whitepaper released during kindergarten nap time.
2009
First Bitcoin transaction: Trading digital cookies for real cookies.
The Evidence
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Bitcoin's orange logo matches certain presidential color preferences
- Complex algorithms written in crayon
- Minecraft server logs show suspicious redstone activity
Roblox
While skeptics might point out the mathematical impossibility of a
two-year-old creating a revolutionary cryptocurrency, they're clearly
not thinking fourth-dimensionally. As Barron himself supposedly wrote
in an encrypted Roblox chat: "When you eliminate the impossible,
whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth
Did You Know?
"Satoshi Nakamoto" backwards sounds nothing like "Barron Trump" - the
perfect cover!
Growth Charts
Bitcoin's price charts perfectly mirror certain growth spurts.
Coincidence? We think not!